Friday, July 26, 2002

 
How did you manage to swallow a snake?

Recently Romanian doctors performed an unusual operation: they took a 24 centimeter snake out of a patient’s gastrointestinal tract. The reptile spent three days in the farmer’s stomach what caused him awful pain.

From: Funreports

Thursday, July 25, 2002

 
Court denies damages for velcro victim

LONDON (Reuters) - A 68-year-old woman who was left permanently disabled by injuries she received throwing herself on to a velcro-covered "splat wall" at a hospital fete has failed in a renewed bid to win damages from an NHS trust.

In a test case decision which offers guidance to the organisers of open air events, the claim of Ethel Gwilliam was dismissed on Wednesday by a court headed by Lord Chief Justice Lord Woolf.

Yahoo News

Wednesday, July 24, 2002

 
New York, new hedonists

After the Twin Towers attacks, a frightened city indulged in 'terror sex' for comfort. Ten months on, the middle classes can't get enough of erotic parties - and it's no longer just a reaction to fear.

From: The Observer

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

 
Brothel hopes to prove that sex sells

MELBOURNE (Reuters) - If sex sells, now's a good time to flog it to investors while they mourn the poor performance of most of their investments.

That's the thinking of Australia's largest brothel, the Daily Planet, which unveiled plans on Monday to list its property arm in a bid to build the world's largest floated sex empire.

If the plan succeeds, the Melbourne-based Daily Planet says it would be the world's first listed bordello next to other publicly traded sex industry companies, led by German sex store chain Beate Uhse.

From: Yahoo News

 
Mother and daughter beat-up sex callers

CANNES, France, July 22 (AFP) - A 34-year-old Frenchwoman and her 16-year-old daughter have been jailed for offering sex to men in classified ads, then drugging, beating and robbing them, police said Monday.

The two placed ads in a free newspaper on the French Riviera under the names "Natalia" and "Lea", offering swinging sex with mature-age men.

From: expatica.com

 
Picking nose is healthy

According to American and British physiologists, this very bad habit of which parents always try to cure their children turns out to be very healthy. The question is, that mucous membrane of human nose has many receptors. Stimulating them could influence different functions of human organism.

From: funreports

Friday, July 19, 2002

 
From Tienneti Magazine the list of 2001 playmates.

Irina Veronina [*]
Lauren Michelle Hill [*]
Miriam Gonzalez [*]
Katie Lohman [*]
Crista Nicole [*]
Heather Spytek [*]
Kimberley Stanfield [*]
Jennifer Walcott [*]
Dalene Kurtis [*]
Stephanie Heinrich [*]
Lindsey E. Vuolo [*]
Shanna Moakler [*]

 
Artesia Man Shot While Trying To Scare Family Members

An Artesia man was hiding near a bush, trying to scare family members on a nighttime hike, when one of the frightened relatives shot and wounded him, authorities say.
Felix Garcia, 36, is recovering in a Lubbock, Texas, hospital from three gunshot wounds to his stomach, hip and thigh, officials said.

From: abqjournal.com

Thursday, July 18, 2002

 
Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future

BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.

"The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life."

By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's posterior, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness.

He says lines representing success, career and artistic ability extend inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a further five lines radiate outwards.

From: Yahoo news

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

 
Suicide cow collapsed on a car

A Norwegian nearly hit a flying cow when he drove his car along the A-39 road. When the man realized that it was a cow that dropped right before the car, he nearly went crazy.

From: Funreports

 
Man who had sex with underwear-clad dogs forced to flee

Man who had sex with underwear-clad dogs forced to flee

A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear.

The man, who cannot be identified, has moved from British Columbia to Winnipeg where he's being watched by a police sex-crime unit.

Both dogs were found dead and wearing bra and panties. One was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters, the other in a ditch near the man's home.

From:Palestine Independent Media Center

 
21 nudists arrested after beach advert mix-up
A group of 21 nudists were arrested after confusing a web advert describing a beach as having "naturalistic beauty".

The 20 Italians and one Briton told police they thought the beach in Tuscany was OK for naturists.

From: ananova

Monday, July 15, 2002

 
Oral sex can help lose the calories

An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. Dietician Bruno Fabbri has been looking into the exercise value of sexual activities. He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.

From: ananova


 
Old lady took two copulating hedgehogs for sex maniac

An old German lady heard some strange noise from the bushes near her neighbors’ house. She called the police, since she was sure there was a sexual maniac over there. The 72-year-old woman was really scared, when she heard those sounds. She said that the noise could be heard for two hours – she heard moans and screams. She could not stand that any longer, so she called the police, and the officers went to see, where such a disturbing noise was coming from. Police officers were more than surprised, when they found two copulating hedgehogs.

From:funreports.com

Thursday, July 11, 2002

 
Youths leave man in undies after crafty mugging

A group of young gang members who used two teen-age girls to lure a man through an Internet dating site, then stole his clothes beat and robbed him have been arrested, police said.

The 11 members, aged between 16 and 18, were arrested along with the 16- and 17-year-old teen-age girls on suspicion of robbery and assault following the incident. Police also issued an arrest warrant for a 25-year-old man, an associate member and supporter of the gang.

From: Mainichi interactive

 
Mont Bonk for condoms

A CONDOM firm is stuck with a mountain of XXL-size contraceptives that British blokes are too SHY to buy.

The 40ft packet-of-three pile at a warehouse is nicknamed Mont Bonk by staff.

The XXLs are 20cm (eight inches) long, 2cm more than normal, and a fraction wider.

From: The Sun

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

 
Porn Surfers Face The Sack

The majority of workers sacked for Internet abuse surfed for porn, a new survey has revealed.

A quarter of UK companies have dismissed employees for Internet misconduct, with 69% of them sacked because they accessed pornographic sites.

Those working in an office on their own were most likely to abuse company property, managers said.

Around 72% of firms have dealt with Internet misuse, according to the study carried out by the magazine Personnel Today and management consultants Websense.

From: SKY NEWS

Monday, July 08, 2002

 
Mini found couple's sex sessions heavy going

An overweight couple who wrecked their Mini's suspension by constantly having sex have been named among some of Britain's worst car abusers.

From: Ananova section: sex life

 
Synthetic condoms fail the safe sex test

They may offer greater sexual pleasure, look prettier and not smell of rubber, but there is one problem for the new synthetic condoms: they break more often.
As condom manufacturers look increasingly to polyurethane sheaths to replace the traditional latex rubber contraceptive, their performance is becoming an issue of international importance.

From: The Observer

Friday, July 05, 2002

 
Python found in 10th-floor to

A 2-M-LONG python
slithered into the living room of Mr Tan Kok Chye's 10th-floor Housing Board flat, slipped away - and showed up two days later in the toilet bowl.

Yesterday, the elusive visitor was caught by the police, who were called in for the second time to Block 112, Depot Road.
The snake was first seen at 4 am on Tuesday when the taxi driver, 58, who was listening to music on the sofa, saw it curled up near his legs.

From: TheStraitsTime

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

 
Julius Caesar
Ambiorix must have moved to the territory of the Nervii after destroying Sabinus' and Cotta's army. He seems to have combined forces with the Nervii and convinced them to attack Cicero's camp. Cicero, of course, was surprised by the attack. The Gauls put all their faith in a strong initial attack, but our troops managed to resist this. They devoted themselves to reinforcing the fortifications - by day they defended against the Gaul assault; by night they repaired the ramparts and built large towers. No one got any sleep, not even Cicero, until his own men interceded and forced him to take care of himself.

Bloggus Caesari A wonderful idea :-)

 
Underground plastic surgeon mutilated 15 penises
Indonesian men condemned the doctor, who performed unsuccessful penis enlargement operation on them. The men sued the doctor, the court hearings took place in one of the regional centers of New Guinea.

From: Funreports

 
Italian politician caught in drag with gay lover
An Italian politician has been caught dressed up as a woman and having sex with another man in a car.
The unnamed politician, a local councillor in Solbiate Olona, northern Italy, was caught in a park at 4.30am.

From: ananova

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