Sunday, June 30, 2002

 
Women pose naked at windows for 'mammogram by satellite'

Four Portuguese women stood topless at their windows because they thought they were getting a mammogram by satellite.

The women, who live in San Bartholomeu de Messines in the Algarve, were telephoned by a woman who claimed she was a doctor.

From: ananova

Saturday, June 29, 2002

 
Snap-off bra is a magnet for men

AFTER eight decades of fumbling with hooks on brassieres, French women are being offered a technical breakthrough — a soutien-gorge that fastens with magnets and undoes with a twist.
The gesture is so easy that it should transform the lives of the 80 per cent of women who put their bras on back to front and then pull them around, the makers say.

The makers, Bolero, also see advantages for the Gallic male: no more struggling with le crochet récalcitrant. “Men have always found the fastening system to be barbaric,” a spokeswoman said.

From: Timesonline

Thursday, June 20, 2002

 
A really wild incident happened in the German city of Eisenach. A local bachelor of 46 years old bought an artificial vagina in a sex- shop. The price of that toy was higher than usual, because it was said on the box that the erotic toy would have a very tight grip on penis, which would promise heavenly experience. The producers of the vagina did not deceive the customer. The vagina took a very good grip, the feelings were superb, but he could not take his penis out of it. Instead of traveling to paradise, he had to travel to hospital. This was not at all funny, for the doctors had to spend a lot of their time, trying to take that thing off.

From:FunReports

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

 
Golf course 'dotted with prostitutes' tents during tournament'

Police in California who raided a private golf tournament say they found prostitutes' tents dotted around the course.
They detained over 100 golfers and arrested six others during the raid on the Hidden Valley Golf Club in Norco.

From: ananova

 
A female citizen of the Russian city of Omsk managed to lose her husband in her own house.

From:Funrepots.com

Wednesday, June 12, 2002

 
Bosom is Communist’s best weapon
Czech Communists are ready for anything to win a greater number of voters over. To get more votes at the elections the Communists involved strippers in propagation, the women appeared in public during speeches of candidates.

Funreports

 
Orgasm boost from wonder patch
A hormone patch made by Novartis may help menopausal women shake off their typically low libido and enjoy more intense orgasms than women taking hormone pills, the Swiss drugmaker has said.

Preliminary studies in a small group of 26 women highlighted potential benefits of the Estalis hormone replacement therapy patch over traditional pills, it said.

YAHOO NEWS


Monday, June 10, 2002

 
Man killed by umbrella for not using honorifics

NAGOYA — Police on Saturday arrested a man in Nishio, Aichi Prefecture on suspicion of killing an acquaintance Friday night with an umbrella after an apparent quarrel over manners.
The police identified the suspect as Ryuji Sakamoto, 32, who turned himself in at a local police station early Saturday.
According to police investigations, Sakamoto got into an argument with Takayuki Niimi, also 32, in the town of Sakuragi around 11:30 p.m. Friday.

From: Japantoday

Sunday, June 09, 2002

 
90% of students fail sperm bank test
(ananova www.ananova.com)
A Chinese hospital says only 10% of the sperm students have donated is good enough to use.

Nearly 400 undergraduates answered the Tongji Medical College's plea for sperm bank donors.


 
Impotent man chops off penis in public
(ananova www.ananova.com)
A Thai man suffering from impotence has chopped off his penis with a meat cleaver.

Bangkok police say the 49-year-old asked his doctor to arrange an amputation because of his impotence.


 
Sleepy kinky sex lover charged over girlfriend's handcuff gaffe
(Ananova - www.ananova.com)
New York police have arrested a man who left his girlfriend handcuffed to a bed for eight hours while he slept.
The 37-year-old said he handcuffed the woman to the bed as a prelude to kinky sex.


Thursday, June 06, 2002

 
Fat Romanian policeman resigns after falling into pub toilet
"An overweight Romanian policeman has resigned in embarrassment after falling into a toilet."
On Ananova: Quirkies via News Is Free


 
From ananova

A Dutch website is offering to teach women how to perform oral sex for just £1 a lesson...


Wednesday, June 05, 2002

 
Amorous dolphin targeting swimmers

WEYMOUTH, England -- Swimmers are being warned to stay away from a "sexually aggressive" dolphin that has made its home at a popular tourist resort on the English south coast.

Georges the male bottlenose has become a tourist attraction since arriving in Weymouth harbour, Dorset, in April. Thousands of people have gone out in boats to watch him and swim with him.

Monday, June 03, 2002

 
Kiss for safe sex

The rock band Kiss is getting into the safe sex business, with a line of condoms featuring their trademark painted faces on the package.
The first in the series of Kiss Kondoms are billed as "Rock 'N' Rubbers" and are made of bright red latex.
They're labelled "Tongue Lubricated", and the foil wrapper features bass player Gene Simmons in his trademark black and white makeup, with his famous tongue fully extended.
Simmons swears he has not personally lubricated the condoms, but promises deserving young ladies a personal demonstration.
The rock star who claims to have slept with more than 4,600 women, including romances with Cher and former Supremes diva Diana Ross, says sex without condoms is stupid, and he wants to provide an alternative to the clinical-looking ones commonly sold.

from: The Sydney Morning Herald.

Saturday, June 01, 2002

 
From Tienneti Magazine the list of 2001 playmates.
Irina Veronina [*]
Lauren Michelle Hill [*]
Miriam Gonzalez [*]
Katie Lohman [*]
Crista Nicole [*]
Heather Spytek [*]
Kimberley Stanfield [*]
Jennifer Walcott [*]
Dalene Kurtis [*]
Stephanie Heinrich [*]
Lindsey E. Vuolo [*]
Shanna Moakler [*]

 
SEX MUSEUM GIVES EXHIBITION NEW MEANING

NYPOST: THERE'LL be sex in the city this fall - at the new Museum of Sex.The long-awaited museum, nicknamed MoSex, yesterday announced it will open on Sept. 23 with an inaugural exhibition, "NYC Sex: How New York City Transformed Sex in America."

This is no gutter-level peep show - it's a scholarly look at the history of prostitution, burlesque, birth control, obscenity, fetish and sex scandals in New York, the locale for many of the most critical events in the history of unzipped America.

...continua

 
From: ananova

Over half of workers under the age of 30 have phoned in sick so they could have sex.
A survey for Channel 5 shows 52% have pretended to be ill so they could stay in bed with their partner.
It also shows 24% of over-50s have done the same thing.
The survey charting absenteeism in the UK shows the most popular excuse for taking time off is a hangover.

... continua

 
Man says ex-wife attempted to set him on fire

Tammi Breedlove, the 40-year-old woman who was arrested by Henderson County Sheriff's deputies Saturday and later charged with arson, reportedly attempted to set her ex-husband on fire, according to information acquired by fire investigation officials.

Michael Breedlove received burns after waking up in his home on Farm-to-Market Road 314, just south of Brownsboro Saturday. According to what he told investigating officers, the first thing he saw upon awakening was his ex-wife lighting the sheets on his bed with a cigarette lighter.

According to Henderson County Fire Marshall Bubba Buchanan, the fire quickly engulfed the sheets.


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